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| Hanuka |
 Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 1:12 am Post subject: afterbeeer |
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listen to this mates; yestarday me had like um... 7-8 beers or so...
I dun really know as i stopped counting after teh 3rd 
plainly p[ut, me n0w has an eXtreme headache and me belly is upside downs!
aww, and I threw up yestarday just b4 i went to sleep(this shyt mappened teh last time that me drank halp bottle of rum!).
can s0me 1 pllllzzzz h4lp me not to throw ups wh3n me go3s b4 to sleeeeep, plz 1`ll w0rship ya fur lifffeee!!
thanks in advance,
biyatch.,,.
p.ss. why teh f4ck is me still tipsy after like 8 hrs uf sleeep?!
*.s.s..... i`ll refr4ce meself after me wakes up, for nows, good day xP
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| Robbie |
| Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 2:40 am Post subject: |
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haha this is hilarious! Brings back a lot of my own memories.
ok, these are bit old fashioned but may help
(i) eat before u drink
(ii) drink less
(iii) have at least a pint of water before you go to bed, it'll make all the difference in the morning
You're still tipsy because you have consumed 16 units of alcohol which may well take up to 16 hours to clear from your system... after taht things probably wont get much better!
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| Pong |
| Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 2:48 am Post subject: |
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Please do throw up. You'll feel much better.
Robbie's right - your brain will be pounding for water shortly. According to JaneBennet oranges work magic. Orange juice! |
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| Selene |
| Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 3:37 am Post subject: |
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Yeah best thing is to put your fingers down the back of your throat
and throw up all those nasty chemicals.
That way you won't feel so ill in the morning
And puking is one of life's pleasures
the satisfaction of eradicating all that crap
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| Robbie |
| Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 4:20 am Post subject: |
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A strategic its called! It can still go either way though! Trust me 
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| Hanuka |
| Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 7:13 am Post subject: |
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lol, now I finally woke up, head's pretty fine. 4pm
Thanks for the tips btw, I'll try them next time....
But one thing I hardly resent, which is throwing up.
In my book throwing up is the ultimate act of sissies, I'm no sissy and I'll
rather burn in hell before I'll be throwing up intentionaly!
I need an sob tip for not throwing up.
Or at least an explanation on why I throw up just b4 I go to sleep?
thanks,
tony 
P.S. I'm out of orange juice!
EDIT
Scratch all that.
Me head still hurts, luckily im tougher then my head so I'll be fine
btw, it was 5pm, as my computer clock is behind 1 hr xP
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| Selene |
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| Hanuka wrote: |
lol, now I finally woke up, head's pretty fine. 4pm
Thanks for the tips btw, I'll try them next time....
But one thing I hardly resent, which is throwing up.
In my book throwing up is the ultimate act of sissies, I'm no sissy and I'll
rather burn in hell before I'll be throwing up intentionaly!
I need an sob tip for not throwing up.
Or at least an explanation on why I throw up just b4 I go to sleep?
thanks,
tony
P.S. I'm out of orange juice!
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Scratch all that.
Me head still hurts, luckily im tougher then my head so I'll be fine
btw, it was 5pm, as my computer clock is behind 1 hr xP |
Hey listen hun
You can't have your cake and eat it all
Or rather you can't expect to drink a barrel of beer and not want to piss or puke!
It's your body telling you to get that lousy poison out fast!
If you don't puke for 20 minutes then you'll be ill for 24 hours.
Which way do you want it?
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| Hanuka |
| Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 9:15 am Post subject: |
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I wont puke!
dun wanna.
Even if it means me being posioned.
A true beer master neva pukes! 
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| Selene |
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| Hanuka wrote: |
I wont puke!
dun wanna.
Even if it means me being posioned.
A true beer master neva pukes! |
Suffer then
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| Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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I will
But y'know... what ain't kills ya, makes ya stronger.
In other words, after drinking so and so beers I'll eventually become immune to puking from it
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| Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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Gatorade, painkillers, dramamine (prevents motion sickness). Alcohol dehydrates you, so you need to drink the gatorade to rehydrate and help move the alcohol through your system, and dehydration is also what makes your head hurt so you can take painkillers too. The dramamine helps get rid of the nausea and knocks you out for the next couple of hours, and you wake up feeling great.
It is also not recommended that you make yourself throw up. If you have to barf then do it, but forcing your body to do that when it doesn't really need to isn't good for you.
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| Selene |
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| paralith wrote: |
Gatorade, painkillers, dramamine (prevents motion sickness). Alcohol dehydrates you, so you need to drink the gatorade to rehydrate and help move the alcohol through your system, and dehydration is also what makes your head hurt so you can take painkillers too. The dramamine helps get rid of the nausea and knocks you out for the next couple of hours, and you wake up feeling great.
It is also not recommended that you make yourself throw up. If you have to barf then do it, but forcing your body to do that when it doesn't really need to isn't good for you. |
Rubbish Paralith
What are you a doctor?
A good puke is good for the soul
(BARF? What a horrible American expression! Yuk!)
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| Pong |
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| Selene wrote: |
What are you a doctor?
A good puke is good for the soul |
Hospitalized with food poisoning once - those bastards would not let me throw up. Gave me potent anti-nausea medicine to keep it down. Now that's treating the symptom, to extreme. |
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| Selene |
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| Selene wrote: |
What are you a doctor?
A good puke is good for the soul |
Hospitalized with food poisoning once - those bastards would not let me throw up. Gave me potent anti-nausea medicine to keep it down. Now that's treating the symptom, to extreme. |
Are you sure it was a normal Hospital and not some kind of asylum?
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| Are you sure it was a normal Hospital and not some kind of asylum? |
Would I be? 
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