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| Hanuka |
 Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:04 pm Post subject: Why cats are such n00bz? (well, at least my cat... :/) |
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Today I tried to train me stupid sissy cat which likes to sleep all day long
at cool places and totally ignores me around the house (and I have her
for like 6-7 years now!)
I wanted to train her battle skillz and perhaps make her to behave less
ignoring to me...
My cat is a really peaceful cat, never fights with anyone, and it takes a
lot of annoying her to start her batteling..
So I "made a deal" with her; each time that she averts her eyes of mine
I'm starting to battle her.
And so I did.
10 minutes and 1000 scratches later and she still didn't get the pattern... WHY CATS ARE SO STUUUUPID?!
I mean, even me stupid cat should of understood the pattern... but no..
she kept averting her eyes... :/
Halp me descipline my stupid sissy cat!!!
plzzzzzz....
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| JaneBennet |
| Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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I think you should let your cat train you to become a more peaceful person instead.
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| Hanuka |
| Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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| JaneBennet wrote: |
| I think you should let your cat train you to become a more peaceful person instead. |
Arr... can't do it... "Killa" be me middle name 
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| Harold14370 |
| Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:32 pm Post subject: |
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I wonder how many scratches before YOU figure out the pattern,  |
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| DivideByZero |
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| Pong |
| Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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1) Limit her feeding.
2) Cook chicken, no strong spices.
3) Have a picnic on the floor. |
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| organic god |
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just fear her up and let the pwnage begin.
catz are noob anyway they play like warcraft and stuff, just let the noobs do what noobs do
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| Hanuka |
| Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:27 pm Post subject: |
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Yarr.. but if I suppress her then she be afraid in the corner, a hopeless little cat... :/
After this happens its pretty much a one-side fight... :/
I need halp getting her aggression out cos she is boring the hell out of me 
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| organic god |
| Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:42 pm Post subject: |
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be careful what you wish for my friend.
if your cat turns into a killing machine, like some wrestler pent up on steroids. you may find you miss the docile cat who you could chill with for hours and be at peace with
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| Hanuka |
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C'mon... How dangerous can a presian cat be... really... *looks behind back* 
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| organic god |
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lol.
check the internet, plenty of videos of violent cats leaping out and taking down dogs, small children etc.
besides they don't call it a cat fight because it is so tame and controlled.
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| Hanuka |
| Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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Perhaps I miss too much real catfights so I need to prepare one at home... jkjk 
Anyhows, I doubt that me cat will evar be agressive.. unless.. unless I
could get hold of that percious.. catnip...
*Yah, good luck finding that one...*
Why are the simpelest things are the herdest to get?! 
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| organic god |
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i know what you mean, like sex, pretty simple concept, damn hard to get unless you have money and know where to go.
way i see it, your cat is guna be yours whether you like it or not. in time you will being to love her for who she is and not want her to be a crazy psycho bitch
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| Hanuka |
| Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:04 pm Post subject: |
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Arrrr.. but me has her for already like 7 yarrs!
She completely ignores me around the house, it's a one way love my friend...
This leaves me 2 options:
Shotgun or Catnip...
I'm not sure which way to go, but as every day passes I'm starting to
lean towards the 12 gauge...
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| organic god |
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unrequited love is the most painful.
go with catnip my friend, shotgunning a cat is never a good way to deal with a problem
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