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| Hanuka |
 Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 5:00 pm Post subject: Old testement(tanah) school study... :/ |
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Okay... So todays I had one of those final highschool tests(not sure
how they're called in english) in old testement subject(tanah)...
I've gotta tell ya... let alone that the Israeli goverment enforces us to study
this subject(its pretty much annoying business getting a diploma without
this subject's points) but the text is really OMFGWTFBBQ!!! y'know...
I mean... every 3rd or 4th word in any text in the hebaric old testement
is gibberish!
So I'm sitting there in the classr00m and trying to decrypt this gibberish
but there be no helping angel to halp me!
For example... I'm reading a text that say something like "yehosua went to house &^#^ joseph came into house &^^@ he killed him with &#^@"
like wtf?! now I need to go back and try my luck at guessing who killed who!
and after this the rest of the text is useless...
and one of the questions be like... "what happened in that room" and im
forced to answer something like..." 2 peeps be in house. some 1 killed someone...... :/ "
Long story short... Is there a SIMPLE language old testemony book?
like without all that shitty useless interpretations filling up the page
and giving u like 2 lines of original text in 1 page.......
I need an old testement book written like a frickin` book without
interpretations of why joseph(or yehusua) killed yehusua(or joseph...)
Simply put - Old testement book written like a book in normal language(not gibberish)... :/
P.S. I'm pretty sure I'm getting an F--------- in this test... but god knows..
I need just 55 to pass and perhaps I brought my luck with me todays 
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| Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:52 am Post subject: |
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PlllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz answerrrr...
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What is the question?  Where to find books without interpretation and just text? I dunno, bookstore?
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Many English old testaments are fairly easy to understand, but I don't know how "easy to understand" do you want it to be.
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Normal language bookz, so there wont be weird words instead of words
like 'went' or 'killed'...
I never saw an simple language old testement book... maybe you guys
know any?... and does this kind of thing even exists??
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http://www.biblegateway.com/
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I dont need a translator... I need a fully translated book...
I have stacks of those translation books around me house but none
is the FULLY translated old testement as a story book...
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Wait, do you want a English language old testament or the original Hebrew ones.
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Eather one, as long as it be simple language
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I think by far New Living Translation of the bible is the most easy to understand (but less literally accurate). But you may find it hard if you're not proficient in English though. Well I find most bible quite easy to understand literally (like who does what to who) anyway. Intepretation is usually the main problem.
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| Hanuka wrote: |
I dont need a translator... I need a fully translated book...
I have stacks of those translation books around me house but none
is the FULLY translated old testement as a story book... |
But the bible is in many languages there. It's technically an online book.
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| arkofnoah wrote: |
| I think by far New Living Translation of the bible is the most easy to understand (but less literally accurate). But you may find it hard if you're not proficient in English though. Well I find most bible quite easy to understand literally (like who does what to who) anyway. Intepretation is usually the main problem. |
Did you read the hebrew old testement (in old hebrew)? these words
make the bible look like a child's book...
in the difficoulty of understanding it offcourse...
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| Hanuka wrote: |
I dont need a translator... I need a fully translated book...
I have stacks of those translation books around me house but none
is the FULLY translated old testement as a story book... |
But the bible is in many languages there. It's technically an online book. |
Is there an old testement translation? can ya please link me if there is?
cos this site is pretty much confusing me (too many woooords...) 
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| Hanuka wrote: |
Is there an old testement translation? can ya please link me if there is?
cos this site is pretty much confusing me (too many woooords...) |
http://www.biblegateway.com/versions/index.php?action=getVersionInfo&vid=31#books
Is this good?  (just scroll down a little bit)
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thanks man!
you're my saviour!1!!!
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